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mechaphil
PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:38 pm 
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"Vanek never backchecks..."

Unless he's stealing Spacho's lunch money.

And his car keys, cell phone, and dime bag...that was grand larceny



Lindy told Tommy that Jaro had donuts...that was all it took,

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i dont know who came up with it originally, but

we need to install a doughnut dispenser

every time we score a goal, a doughnut comes out

Ferret started the doughnut jokes.

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Some guys play for peanuts...some...for donuts.
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Doughnut jokes are a good time.

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I'd play for doughnuts in a sec.
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alcohol ruins your liver


sobriety ruins your love-life.


impotence , too.

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I swear to god, Weber eats razor blades and radioactive waste for breakfast...and likes it! He is one mean looking sumbitch.

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Yhoshi wrote:
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alcohol ruins your liver


sobriety ruins your love-life.


impotence , too.

If someone gets too drunk to fuck, they don't know how to drink.

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He's squeezing his stick too hard


And we all know what happens when guys squeeze their stick too hard :whistle:
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Where is Ferret?

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mechaphil wrote:
I swear to god, Weber eats razor blades and radioactive waste for breakfast...and likes it! He is one mean looking sumbitch.

He is a damn nasty boy.

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Yhoshi wrote:
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alcohol ruins your liver


sobriety ruins your love-life.


impotence , too.


...depends on how drunk you are, and how ugly she is...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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icehound wrote:
Yhoshi wrote:
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Yhoshi wrote:
alcohol ruins your liver


sobriety ruins your love-life.


impotence , too.


...depends on how drunk you are, and how ugly she is...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If she's too ugly, you're not drunk enough?

Ham

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I'll stop, now.
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Montalo wrote:
i dont know who came up with it originally, but
we need to install a doughnut dispenser
every time we score a goal, a doughnut comes out

It would take too long (we don't score enough). Maybe a doughnut every time Miller makes a save (and keeps a doughnut hole on the board for the other team).

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If she's too ugly, you're not drunk enough?

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Exactly.
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Where is Ferret?

He either doesn't come around, or he lurks as a hidden user and posts only when his vast knowledge of players long retired is applicable. Oh yea, or when Goose does something great and he feels the need to say he's overpaid.

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I just watched the Connolly goal in slow motion. Looks like his initial shot was in. I think it hit the camera in the net and bounced out again.

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Hammygoodness wrote:
icehound wrote:
Yhoshi wrote:
icehound wrote:
Yhoshi wrote:
alcohol ruins your liver


sobriety ruins your love-life.


impotence , too.


...depends on how drunk you are, and how ugly she is...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If she's too ugly, you're not drunk enough?

Ham


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...or when Goose does something great and he feels the need to say he's overpaid.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If she's too ugly, you're not drunk enough?

Ham


Exactly.


Glad I've never felt the need to call Labatt's and ask them for an apology :lol: :lol: :lol:

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