I must visit that website

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

A little early, but. OKAY

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

no, mine really is a beer belly...or beer "gut" as I prefer to call it. Sex after marriage and kids is too infrequent to produce that much development.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

No, drinks on me. How old, and what'll it be?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Happy Birthday, BS1970.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

happy Birthday, time for a shot we call "cement mixer" have fun

don't do the cement mixer!

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Happy Birthday!


I need to start intensive training for the weekend.

ETC, I'll need 1 bourbon, 1 scotch and 1 beer for starters....I'll be doing Vegas this weekend. Downtown this time instead of the strip...Mucho alcohol and poker at Binions will be involved.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Add a few hookers, a couple roofies, take some pics, and then remember: what happens in Vegas stays in ETC's Pub.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Ef it, give me the cement mixer!

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

Make sure you swallow it before it turns solid...

Cement Mixer
1 shot Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 shot lime juice
1/2 shot 151 proof rum

Fill one shot glass with Bailey's. Fill second shot glass with Lime and 151.

To Drink:
Pour Bailey's into mouth, do not swallow. Pour Lime and 151 into mouth. Shake head back and fourth, the shot will turn solid.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Well I'm taking my wife for her birthday so I doubt very many hookers will be involved; unless she orders one.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Tell her she's got a free drink waiting for her here at ETC's Pub.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I.

Need.

Liquor.

[...well, no one "needs" liquor...it's a horrible poison that shortens one's life in countless ways. But: I need liquor - Right now. Before I fucking kill someone for being a complete dumbass.]

/rant

Barkeep! A double-Bacardi & Coke...no ice, no lime, no straw. Please and thanx.

Order up!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

next round is on me since I am contingently employed now.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I was officially offered the job. It is contingent on a drug test, background check, and credit check. Here's hoping my credit doesn't screw me on this.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Credit check???
That's effed up.

Most places I've worked would be out of employees if they drug tested

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Hold my beer and watch this...

That's the latest... a credit rating below 600 and you're not employable. Very fucked up.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.