I'd fuck Angelina Jolie, too.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

I love substitute teaching in special ed.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I have to go to work, but I don't want to get out of the warm bed with flannel sheets and lots of fluffy pillows. Dog asleep by my side....doesn't get much better than this.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Booked my hotel for John Mayer! I am so pumped about this mini trip!

can i come? not to the concert.

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Shut up. You know you're jealous you're not seeing John Mayer.

i just wanna get away from michigan for a few days.

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Space heaters are great. Not great on the electric bill though.

Buddy just sent me a text, "I need a golden retriever, I'm under attack by a cougar", I respond "Ah, at Shawbucks huh?", He responds, "How the fuck did you know?"

Ahh Jamestown, where 50 year old women act like 18 year old girls...God I can't wait to go back to school.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

I've got TWO days off in a row (tomorrow and Friday) from work and it feels soooo good.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

I'm downloading the entire first season of Glee, so I can watch it.

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I need to find something that gives me half the satisfaction that finally hearing a song on the radio that I'd diligently waited hours or days or weeks to hear so that I could tape it once did.

Man, that was the best feeling. And hitting record at the precise second that the song started...

Yeah, I need something like that.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I am going to be soooooo out of it at my brother's game later.

Trying to reverse sleep schedule = all-nighter, and this is the only night I can do it because all the rest work gets in the way. Last week at home and I work every single day. I'm so grateful for that. Was bummed because all break I've only been getting like 15-20 hours a week, but not the last one! Working twelve hours every day but one (when I'm only on for three hahahahaha). Woooooo. I'm going to need the money. I only got $40 for Christmas, from a set of grandparents... was hoping for more, to pay for books. Think I'll just save that forty bucks and spend it on the cereal and milk I buy every week. That'll last a while. Anyway the sleep thing should be good for a week. I'll start drifting into my normal ways by the first night, but I'll try to put a stop to that... just need to get through one week of getting up at 5:30 to work days ewww that's why I worked nights over the summer (which also failed to get me any sleep hahaha; am shooting for second shift after I graduate, though I am pretty sure the vocation I want will not have second shift so I just won't sleep as usual).

Errragasfoi I don't want to go back to school. I feel like I didn't even get a break. Just let me work and keep working.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I saw this video on the caps twitter. It's a behind the scenes view of the verizon airport commercial. I thought it sounded interesting, but when I watched it, it's frickin hilarious haha, if you have some free time, watch it.

http://capitals.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp ... hl-twt-nhl

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FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

"on the ice now for buffalo, looking for the pass, and gets it, afinogenov, couldnt get the shot away, now HE DOES, HE SCORES!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ROLE THE HIGH LIGHT FILM, MAXIM AFINOGENOV, WHAT A MOVE!!!!.... thats not fair... that was unbelievable"
-R.J. and Lorenz

I love home fries...is there anything better than golden home fries with peppers and onions?

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

No...No there really isn't

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I really don't feel like going to work today.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Efff I'm cold. Last day of work today, though. Hooray!

I bought it on my wife's birthday as a birthday present to both of us. We had Gleeathon before I returned to work.

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