Uh oh, my bad-I didn't intentionally do that. Just got rid of (what I thought was) irrelevant stuff in the post. Ooops.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Oh, I guess when I'm pissed off and rambling I forget to spell-check it and look at correct grammar.

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waiting for emails that im impatient to get, recieve, read, and learn

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PSA: I am an overly sarcastic person. If you take me at my word, then i will most likely anger and offend you.

Hates when your sister gets home while you are busy, but you have made up in your mind you wanted to play a video game on your PS3, and while you're busy she gets on your PS3 and starts playing her piece of shit game that never ends.

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what game

(add Montalo1811 if ya want, and if ya havent already)

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PSA: I am an overly sarcastic person. If you take me at my word, then i will most likely anger and offend you.

I was going to redeem myself in MW2 but she is playing Final Fantasy 7.

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not finding a groove in bowling...causing shitty bowling

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

I have this spot on the bottom of my right foot that incessantly itches that really pisses me off. There's no redness, blistering, rash, or anything...it's almost as if it's under my skin. But the itch is something else...and it's so hard to itch it because how it feels as though it's under my skin. I've had it for like 2 years now. It's a form of torture.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

i have the same thing, but its in my toes. id say its the dreaded athletes foot, but there is no redness, or markings or anything.... dunno what it is.

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Mine is definitely not athlete's foot. It's so fucking annoying though. I've done research online and everyone who has it is like, "Yeah I've had it for over 30 years and no one has ever been able to diagnose it." Coooooool

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

maybe you could be on one of those TLC or Discovery Channel medical specials.


or on House...

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

If only you guys had redness and some swelling. then it'd probably be chilblains, but those burn as well as itch.

I get those every winter on my toes, and I have Raynaud's, so every winter my toes'll be all red like that, sometimes with ulcers, and then they suddenly turn blue. It's sexy.

Google led me to a question you've probably already looked at that was like deja vu after reading your post, Caro.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

great, as a hypochondriac, i have something else to sweat over every time my foot gets an itch. thanks.

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when people dont text/call back

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FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

"on the ice now for buffalo, looking for the pass, and gets it, afinogenov, couldnt get the shot away, now HE DOES, HE SCORES!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ROLE THE HIGH LIGHT FILM, MAXIM AFINOGENOV, WHAT A MOVE!!!!.... thats not fair... that was unbelievable"
-R.J. and Lorenz

Becoming a hypochondriac is the easiest thing ever if you peruse the Mayo Clinic all day.

*is tired and has some sore muscles*
*visits Mayo Clinic*
OH CRAP I HAVE LUPUS WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW

I use that site to edumucate myself on random diseases. I love learning about that stuff.

/fueling the fire

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

go see a rhuematologist of courseeeeeeeee.

Of course, I'd be more convinced of your diagnosis if you had a fever and stiff joints and swelling in unusual places!

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ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

No, no, no, you just go to the Mayo Clinic and self-diagnose. No need to waste your time going to see some silly doctor! And clearly muscle soreness = arthritis. I mean, duh. Everybody knows that arthritis manifests everywhere. And when I run outside in the middle of winter my lungs burn, so obviously I have inflamed lungs.

YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE, OK?!

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

ummm hell yeah

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

I KNOW! I always have a good first game, then falter in my subsequent ones

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret