I've never ice skated before.

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This is MADNESS!!!!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I know, right?

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I know hockey fans who don't skate either. They just love the game. I'm not a good skater if that helps...only done it a few times

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

It takes me a half hour to go around the rink once while holding the wall. I don't like pain.

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Its NNYFAN, but you can just call me Kris.

Since all I ever had were hand-me-downs for blades (an old 1950's pair) I learned how to fall properly, before ever taking my first strides. Once I was able to sell the idea on my folks to get me some skates that had actual ankle support, it wasn't too bad. Thank god for thick snow pants!

Now roller blades, totally different story. Could never use them unless I was semi buzzed, lol. Only time I'd start to fall would be when the rye and cokes wore off and I became more stiff in my actions.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I'm a pretty good ice skater, although I think if I ever attempted to skate backwards I would probably end up with a shattered elbow.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

no...this is SPARTA!!!!




back on topic. my friend hasnt either but im working on that. i can skate, just not do the quick "hockey stop." i know how to do it, i just cant.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

I'm a pretty damn good skater but I live in a desert

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I know as soon as possible I'd like to get myself skating in a rink, but I need to get the old financials in order first.

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its like riding a bike. once you learn it, it stays with you. i often times feel more comfortable on skates then walking. haha.

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I've never banged a porn star on ice skates before.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Wait. You weren't wearing the skates? Or did you mean she (or he?) wasn't wearing skates?

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

I'm usually so methed out I can't tell up from down, but to the best of my recollection there have been no dudes.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I got a confession, too - I've never ice skated, either.

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mechaphil

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I have skated, but probably not for 20 years. I never got good at it. I was always the kid whose parents had strapped a pillow to his butt before he got to hit the local frozen stream.

Been skating since early childhood. Right now, my skating is limited to go to hockey practice with my 5-year old son (in his Vanek jersey of course) who by the way WILL DEFINITELY BE the Sabres first round pick in 2023.

And I promise he'll be a "backchecking machine"!!!!!!!!!!!!