All signs pointing to Gailey.

Sad.....

Dick Jauron II

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Someone synopsise what is said please.

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Bulldog is RAGING on WGR right now.

And I agree with every single word he's said.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

As do I.

I'm not usually Bulldog's biggest fan, but he's spot on so far today.

What's he saying? I can't stream at work...

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Bulldog was raging about the lack of changes that were promised.

EDITING THIS ON THE FLY.

Nix :

Wanted to be detailed, 80% of what was reported in the media was fabricated.

Only confirmed talking to Frazier and Fewell.

Repeating qualifications, wanted an experienced coach, offensive guy. Experience developing QBs.

Telling he media that he doesn't care what they think, wanted the best guy. 'And we found him'.

(Sounds like Ralph Wilson 10 years ago, rambling.)

Gailey's up.

Gailey:

Thanks, blah blah, going to be a tough task, lots of work.

Big on teaching, fundamentals, discipline.

(Tons of coachspeak , nothing outstanding. Waiting for the media to start ripping in.)

MEDIA TIME!

Cowher question, couldn't understand it.

Getting to be unlistenable , sounds like everyone is eating the mic..

Paraphrasing Nix:

"I got cowshit in my mouth, and am speakin' extry folksy today for y'all 'cause soundin' more down home countrified makes it seem like I'm tellin' it like it really is."

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Gailey,

"I'm not quite as countrified as Buddy, but I'm gittin' there and you can bet by the time we start lining up on Sundays I'll be so twanged out you won't know if I'm talkin' or spittin' tobaccee."

"You can't be just tough and not disciplined. Also, you can't be disciplined and not tough. You see, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and so is square dancin'. I know one thing, you just got to know the fine line between a big drawl and spittin' out Redman."

"I'm gonna be the offensive coordinator. I don't want no messes, and that way I can do what I believe without any problems. You see, we aren't just gonna win, we're gonna win on the cheap. Wastin' money ain't gonna win you any games."

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Chan's lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Sounds like he wants to go to a 3-4...I like that.

I think this may be the most hilarious press conference I've ever heard. Is this a parody? An episode of Hee-Haw? Wow...just wow.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

NICE SHOT AT OAKLAND!!

EDIT: Say what you will about Nix, but anyone who can put Sullivan in his place like that get a +1 in my book.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

This guy says it best:

astrnomr [TotalFark] 2010-01-19 11:41:32 AM
I really don't understand all the online vitriol thrown at Chan Gailey so far. It was clear that none of the A-list coaches wanted the job, and even some of the B- and C-list candidates turned down requests to even interview. Gailey has been a successful head coach at both the NFL and college levels, and he has squeezed good numbers out of mediocre offensive players. He certainly can't make the Bills' offense any worse than it already was. He was Cowher's choice to take over at Pittsburgh, and reportedly would have been Cowher's OC/assistant if Cowher had taken a head coaching job somewhere. That's a pretty good endorsement.

The problem at this point is the owner, Ralph Wilson. Nobody wants to be an underpaid head coach with an underpaid coaching staff, a clueless front office, no money for finding the right free agents, and a scouting staff that can't tell the difference between a prospect and a suspect. (And in the case of Marshawn Lynch, I mean that quite literally. Marv Levy, GM at the time, said that he had researched Lynch's background and didn't think the character issues that had surfaced in college would still be a problem in the NFL.) Potential head coaches were avoiding 1 Bills Drive like it was the home of the plague.

This team is doomed as long as Ralph Wilson is still in charge of "The Greatest Team a Handful of Change Can Buy".


The Bills are the equivalent of an old, fat, bald guy. If he want a wife, she's gonna be fugly for sure, but everyone has to get some somehow. I guess Chan is our girl.