I'll have to determine what I'll wear in order to be considered a contestant or merely a bystander.

No work tonight--I got admin leave from work for donating platelets to the Cancer Center. I actually get to play on the boards primetime with everyone else. Yay-me!

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Apparently, I've been relegated to "bystander" status.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Can I get directions to this place?

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Keep your eyes focused this time. Keep us infront of your sights. I've waited long for this; our time to shine, I just hope we have the time.

I'll clean those for her!

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Sorry, you all misunderstood. The wet t-shirt contest isn't by the ladies, it is for the ladies.

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

'Zilla----Is that........you?

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

I, I thought that was you!!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Aw, shucky durn, Howie......you say the nicest thangs! The resemblance is patently obvious:

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

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"Go out and run 'em."
- Lindy Ruff, 23 Feb. 2007

Sippin' a White Russian and hanging out with the dog....love my job! MLK Day off!
w00t, w00t! <echoes>Where is everyone tonight?

<plays "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers on the jukebox and feels sorry for self>

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Guess I'll help myself, since Steph or Tommy (or even ETC, for that matter!) aren't around to take care of me.

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Tonight the bar will be a 'rockin, so you need to come a knockin'.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Free scantily clad shots from Steffi for the next patron in the bar.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

You know what's cool about SoCal besides the Sabres are here right now?
I picked up a 12 pack of Mexican made Coca-Cola on my way home from work.
You see, in Mexico it's still made with real cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
It's way better than the crap we get here in the states.

I think I'll have a rum and coke tonight even though I'm not a liquor drinker.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I think I'll start in with a bourbon and coke, Beam will work.

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Lord Stanley's Cup is what its all about.
Mr. Pegula, your destiny awaits you sir.

Steff is getting that for you right now...how ironic that our beloved Admin who almost bankrupted the joint wins the free shot from Steff!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

As it's a late game; I'll be stopping in after work. Tell Steffi to not give away too much of the Bacardi, please.................

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Ate too much meat...switching off beer to booze. Too full.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Killing the last of the Cutty, my friends...Chivas on deck.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.