This matches my high school experience perfectly:
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-you can recite the pledge to the Christian flag & the Bible without hesitation
-you envy all Catholic school girl uniforms
-you roll your skirt when you can, and avoid wearing it in public
-you usually only shave your knees cuz your shirt is long enough & your knee highs clearly cover your legs
-you break dress code as often as you can, & when you get caught you just "fix it" and then do it again the next day
-your uniform shorts for sports teams are longer than the guys shorts
-basketball is the primary sport
-homecoming is not a dance, it's a dinner.. so is junior senior.
-AACS actually means something to you
-you're forced to participate in AACS competition if you have any talent whatsoever, & if not, at least they filled the category.
-you feel guilty about reading any other version of the Bible except the KJV
-Greek is like a 2nd language to you.
-you join the cheerleading squad just to do steps
-you start to carry your Bible in your purse, because you're afraid that you'll forget it for chapel
-you have a myspace, just because.
-you have a private myspace, because your principal will look at it & expel you for that one curse word, you just HAD to add.
-all your weekends are somehow booked up with sports tournaments & church events
-everyone has "dated" everyone but no one is allowed to "date"
-you can name every kid in the entire high school
-you boyfriend "shop" at other schools because you grew up with all the guys in your school & they're like brothers
-the 6 inch rule... do i need to go into detail?
-detention consists of the "circle of boredom" or cleaning out the bus
-you immediately turn down the music as you pull into the school parking lot
-your teachers gossip just as much as you do
-everyone freaks out about the latest drama, especially who's dating who!?
-if you are dating someone outside of the school they are automatically bad for you, & everyone is always "praying" for you & giving chapel messages about how dating in high school is stupid
-you get offended if people ask if you go to a Catholic school
-every time you are in a situation where a skirt is a must, you feel like you are going back to time, falling back into bondage
-After graduating, you didn't wear a skirt or stockings for close to a year
-The 1st time you went to a real dance you felt so free from bondage
-'going out' w/ someone merely meant that you sat next to them in class, in chapel, lunch, and wrote notes to each other.
-Any college outside of BJU & PCC are of the devil
-You've had cemented in your head for years that secular music is of the devil

Just the shaving thing is a little off, and I corrected some other things. Most girls didn't shave at all over the winter because nylons were required.