I'll have a sweaty mexican and a 3 wise men...

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Well, uh... here, have a beer.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

While watching the Kings and quackers, I'll have a double vodka and lime, ETC.

Wow, I think this is the first time I'm in the pub!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Much obliged good sir!

This isn't that bad of a game. High scoring!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I need a bloody...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

3 wise men:
Johnnie Walker® Scotch whisky
Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey

Add into a shot glass in equal parts.

Sweaty mexican:
See above, add 5 splashes tabasco.

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Tapping a new keg for tonight...anyone interested in a pitcher of Winagoddamngame beer?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Keg stand on that shit, I'm first

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Fuck it. I'll just swallow the keg whole. Then you can rupture the thing in my stomach. The added pressure should increase the rate of alcohol absorption.

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Of course, there are other ways for you to release that gas.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Seppuku?

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Time for a lucky shot...anyone going in with me for a round?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Sure, I'm in. My first visit to the pub I guess!

It's 4am in Austria.. best time to start drinking

Welcome! ETC's Pub is truly a global watering hole.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

NOTE TO SELF: Don't google "boob shots" when you're really looking for pictures of girls with big boobs doing shots.


Still looking. A round on me coming up momentarily LOL

Yes; but what are you having then??

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Start my Tab, ETC. and keep'em comming...
This is going to be a long LONG stretch....

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.