going to detroit for my buds birthday. gonna get hammmmmeeeered.

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Going to study at UB again. SIGH. I hate the UB library. I can never find a place where no one else is sitting. I like having no strangers around me.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

Pizza is your FRIEND.

So Monday I get to go back to the hospital and get another injection into my knee...that sounds exciting...as I told Phil last night, they can just cut the damn leg off, and give me a peg leg and a parrot...I'll then give up on college and just be a pirate out on lake Erie.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Phone call story time:
Chris: Jon. You gotta settle something for me. YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT ON THIS.

Me: No.

Chris: Don't be an asshole. Ok so I got a soar throat and Victoria has a sore throat.

Me: Who was the guy that originally had the soar throat? Also did he buy you dinner first?

Chris: F your couch. Ok so my manager told me and Vicky to take a shot of hard liquor to cure ourselves.

Me: That's a great idea. Is that before or after you play in traffic blindfolded?

Chris: Yeah I told him it was a bad idea but I don't know for sure. Tell me why...

Me: ... Chris I need to nerd it up at UB so this is all you're getting. First it may help treat the symptoms but it won't treat the infection. Second you are most likely going to dehydrate your system in the process of downing shots of hard liquor. Third, the liquor itself provides no boost to your immune system. At worse it will add more stress to it. So no, don't drink hard liquor, drink a lot of OJ. Not the guy who was charged with the murder of his wife and her lover but later acquitted.
Chris: Thanks.


I wonder what conversations like that would like in smoke signal form.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

that's no baby! That's a really small midget in a diaper

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The Lounge Rat

I'm really bored right now

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Guys, you are never going to guess what I have . . .



Michael Jackson's This Is It tickets!!!! Ahhhh! I'm not quite sure if I can sleep now.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

Wait what? Michael has made the ultimate comeback? From the dead? Oh the Christian Right isn't going to be happy about this one...

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

I think someone ate the "name recognition" part of my brain. I can't remember name for shit right now. I could also be dead tired.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Fixed.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

I love how my roommate just ignores me whenever I am weird.

This means that she ignores me on a nearly perpetual basis.

I wonder what I'd be like drunk.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Go get hammered then.

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I would avoid finding out or you might end up in one of these

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The Lounge Rat

The smells created after a night of drinking...ooph...

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mechaphil

YEAH!!! Thought I had moewrok due tonight but I was off by three days!! NICE!

So, I can't wait to get Joshua into his Trent Edwards jersey for the game today! I don't think he's worn it yet this season!

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mechaphil

My father annoys me so much sometimes. He got some of my mail for some random reason so what does he do? He puts it in my mailbox at 8 am on Friday and calls me Saturday night to tell me he did that. The problem being 2 fold. First I've told him if he gets my mail for some reason tell me so I can come pick it up. Oh and 2nd... the mailman took my mail thinking I was sending it out and now I have to wait for him to deliver it to me.........

So I tell my dad Saturday night to just keep it so I can come over and pick it up if this ever happens again. What does he do when he finds some mail that he forgot to put in my mailbox? He delivers it to me at work......... WTF? I already knew my parents don't listen to half of what I say but this is ridiculous.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

I am such a pessimist when it comes to my life.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

i am so tired today haha i really need to start getting to sleep earlier.