Wyohomeboy wrote:
USA looks a whole heckuva lot more together this game - pretty dominant first period. That being said, I sure hope Miller doesn't get within 100 feet of that curler Shuster, don't need any of that bad JU JU!!
How insane are we as sports fans that we're hating on Shuster? :p
His wiki page is getting rocked:
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John "chokey mcchokestein" Shuster (born November 3, 1982)
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John Shuster has single handedly ruined the USA chances to compete for the gold. He missed 3 final shots that could have been made by a one armed, one legged, brainless monkey
After the lost to Denmark, Shuster's fiancee officially denounced their relationship, stating that he would have failed as a husband down the line sooner or later.
Shuster's father is currently disappoint.
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Growing up Shuster was an avid baseball fan. In 2003, he attended a playoff baseball game. When a foul ball was headed towards the stands, he made a play for it but unsurprisingly he couldn't make the play. Steve Bartman is now blamed for the epic loss because Shuster couldn't make the play.
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Shuster failed four times to make a game-winning shot in the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. He chokes more than a prostitute.
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