Just had two quick shots of scotch and checked the thread...in crazy prep mode for the party right now. Tommy, I need you to serve 'em up strong today!

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

My wife just took me for a surprise champagne brunch at a restaurant on an airport runway.

I'm stuffed to the point of immobility.
Nothing left to do but drink beer and watch hockey....kick ass!

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Line them up bartender........I think there are many in need!!!

Cheers! May the Sabres come back and dominate the remaining games!

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Miss you Schony!!
Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...
We are flexible like that ....

Yes. I so need my first drink.. Honest. When I'm drunk, people know it. Just doing a job

Pour me or lend me a stiff one Iceily

Who as tending bar? XC I hope - it's all free when Ed is behind the bar.

Perfect...I like free....hiccup....

What are we drinkin??

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Miss you Schony!!
Women are Angels
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...
We are flexible like that ....

Belly shots ON YOU?

dibs. im good with older ladies. trust me.

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THIS!!! x 200 billion!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

Two out of three grannies can't be wrong when they agree with that, Mike!



"This needles almost as hard as that young stud Irony!!"

>"Yeah it is!!"<

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Fuck...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

HAHAHA!

its not my penis they like, its my tongue action. im blessed in that department.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I have this moniker for a reason, you know.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Well Tongue, eh?? So you're saying you're a good kisser!

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

depending on where i kiss, but yes.

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I need one more before I own hfnjw on his forth IP proxy .. :ban:

Whatever you want, baby...just remember - we're all in this together after the fucking Crosby sting from hell wears off.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Is this slang for herpes?

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Nah...herpes is nothing.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.