i guess its skin cancer.

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Skin cancer caught early. He should be fine.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

I need to take a dump.

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I try to keep mine under control, especially during school, but it's certainly difficult. I usually sleep 2-4 hours on weeknights and take a nap or two for 1-3 hours after/between classes. I would do that over the summer substituting work for classes, but I work either too many or too few hours for that depending on the day. I wish I could one day find a job where the exact hours I show up do not matter, as long as they number forty a week. In essence, if I have to conform to a schedule, I can never sleep enough and am always tired. I slept whenever I wanted to when I was like 10-14, the last few years I was homeschooled... it was nice... Apparently this is an actual sleep disorder. I learned something new today.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

You might be a little jealous of me, my sleep schedule usually consists of sleep between 11-11:30 to 8-8:30.

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My sleep schedule always varied when I have no school or work also, but that was by choice, haha.

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So I won't be seeing my girlfriend for two weeks ish, I'm thinking that I should get her something or do something nice for her when I see her again.

A single rose maybe?

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yeah, hes not concerned, so i shouldnt be.

also, we had a small tornado today that was fun.

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cunnilingus?

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hahah I wasn't expecting to see that when I scrolled down.

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Ditto.

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You guys are missing the point.. IRONY WAS ALMOST KILLED BY A TORNADO!!!! pics or it didn't happen...

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No, thats cheap and cliche (no offense). Me thinks you should do something a bit more personal.

And while I like the cunilingus idea, it strikes me as a bit...hm....ordinary. I say you go straight for the analingus.

Which reminds me of an old joke...what do toilet paper and the star trek 'enterprise' have in common?

They both circle uranus looking for kling-ons.

Bought a v-neck for seven bucks that had a suggested retail price of 27 dollars. How can hipsters afford food?

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i was certainly not almost killed. haha. we have the most tornados in the united states outside of tornado alley. the southeast michigan weather is just perfect for em may-august (though, we have had them in october, and january a few years ago)

also, DID YOU KNOW? that lake effect snow lines CAN produce small tornados? they are not a warm weather phenomenon, though that just when they are most prevalent.

anyways, we didnt know it was a tornado. just lots of rain, lots and lots of lightning, and even more wind. we didnt think much of it till we saw reports today.

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New Story Idea
Not sure what it will amount to in terms of length.

I was laying down to bed the other night, and for some reason the made-up word "Skankarella" crossed my mind. I immediately set to putting a definition to the word, and I came up with a modern twist on the Cinderella story.

When I thought "skank" for some reason the goth style of dress came to mind. Not in a negative way in itself, just in that many outsiders view goths or those that dress as goths in a very negative light. So I thought that the title character would be someone with supposed "goth" or "emo" sensibilities and fashion style, cast as an outsider in her family. Think Kelly Osbourne adopted into the Phelps family.

Rather than the two ugly stepsisters, and the evil step-mother, I think it would be an overly devout step-mother or adoptive mother, and two Christian stepsisters that parrot their mother's bigoted spiritual beliefs. The underlying theme in the story would be that it is okay to be different, okay to be unique, and okay to strive to find your own sense of morality outside of the Christian norm.

The original Cinderella story is as horrible as any typical Disney story in that it gives nothing of value. You have the maligned and abused Cinderella character tormented by an evil parent, and two ugly stepsisters and befriending mice whose fairy godmother pretty much magically grants her wishes. The moral being that if you're beautiful, eventually people will see it and you will reap the advantages. I try not to be preachy, but I don't like stories that don't have a point.

Phil suggested that the title should therefore be "Gotharella," but I disagree. I want a word that has some negative connotations and is a bit derisive, like the name Cinderella in the original Disney film. The point being that this is a person that others see as wholly undesirable when the opposite is actually true.

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My hair needs to be trimmed, and I need to start either packing up or throwing away absolutely all my possessions tomorrow (parents are moving in the next month or so). Bothersome.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I want to be a world-traveling vagabond when I grow up.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Thats a pretty good idea. I'd stay with "Skankarella" because it would tie in better with the story. If she is going to be adopted by some overly devout Christians then I can totally see her being called a skank, whore, etc. I think the idea has a lot of potential and I could see it being humorous as well.

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How do you plan to accomplish that?

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