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Weird when people complain that traveling is exhausting. Those complaints are legitimate when jet lag and/or small children are involved, and I've experienced both, but if you're a passenger in a car without either of those factors, how on earth is it exhausting? You just sit there all day, especially if you don't have to worry about driving. ??? Even when I was little I never really understood that complaint. Once when I was about seven I called someone out for using it as an excuse to do absolutely nothing for the next few days.

I've always thought road trips were pure relaxation.


I get massive motion sickness no matter how I'm traveling so it's always exhausting for me. I don't do well in cars especially.


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acrossthelines wrote:
Weird when people complain that traveling is exhausting. Those complaints are legitimate when jet lag and/or small children are involved, and I've experienced both, but if you're a passenger in a car without either of those factors, how on earth is it exhausting? You just sit there all day, especially if you don't have to worry about driving. ??? Even when I was little I never really understood that complaint. Once when I was about seven I called someone out for using it as an excuse to do absolutely nothing for the next few days.

I've always thought road trips were pure relaxation.


I get massive motion sickness no matter how I'm traveling so it's always exhausting for me. I don't do well in cars especially.


Ah, motion sickness is legitimate.

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acrossthelines wrote:
backthatSASSup wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
Weird when people complain that traveling is exhausting. Those complaints are legitimate when jet lag and/or small children are involved, and I've experienced both, but if you're a passenger in a car without either of those factors, how on earth is it exhausting? You just sit there all day, especially if you don't have to worry about driving. ??? Even when I was little I never really understood that complaint. Once when I was about seven I called someone out for using it as an excuse to do absolutely nothing for the next few days.

I've always thought road trips were pure relaxation.


I get massive motion sickness no matter how I'm traveling so it's always exhausting for me. I don't do well in cars especially.


Ah, motion sickness is legitimate.



But you're right, driving is fun. You may get lost, but you can still make great time doing it.

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I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.



BnY I'm cable guy for Crapcast. HA! I finally found something I'm really good at = poop puns.

I don't think Child Services is going to get back to me about this, because I plan on complaining anonymously. I don't want my companies name to become involved with it in any way, because that could possibly put my job at risk. And quite frankly I don't want any bullshit in my life. So, basically I'm going to make the call, explain everything in detail-which yinz already got a steaming pile of-and leave it up to them.

But if anything else interesting comes up I'll be sure to share it. ;)

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X-pensfan wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
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I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.



BnY I'm cable guy for Crapcast. HA! I finally found something I'm really good at = poop puns.

I don't think Child Services is going to get back to me about this, because I plan on complaining anonymously. I don't want my companies name to become involved with it in any way, because that could possibly put my job at risk. And quite frankly I don't want any bullshit in my life. So, basically I'm going to make the call, explain everything in detail-which yinz already got a steaming pile of-and leave it up to them.

But if anything else interesting comes up I'll be sure to share it. ;)


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BlueandYellow wrote:
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I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


Dear lord bless your heart. What is your job? Why did you have to go in that hell hold?


How many animals did they have? We have six cats so I have to clean up cat puke often. The worst is when they do it in a non-visible spot and I don't notice for a while. Ugh.



Ummm 3 or more cats, an old dog big dog, and a adorable puppy that looked like a black lab/beagle mix. It cowered when I went to pet it but eventually came around, probably abused. The basement was the only room that I literally had to cover my mouth to keep from getting nauseous, but it was the upstairs bedrooms that concerned me the most. That shit was there for a while, it was laying there so long that it didn't even smell as strong as the fresher crap that protruded from the basement. So basically, one of these kids was sleeping right next to poop that was there for a long time. oh there was another dog barking in another room somewhere too.

I've seen worse, far worse. But it is gnawing at me because there are little kids living there. It's plain to see that their parents don't give a crap-or perhaps they literally give TOO MUCH crap-so somebody has to say something.

EDIT considering the awkward mating of a lab beagle, I'm changing my guess to blue tick coon hound/lab. lol

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SabreWolf wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.



BnY I'm cable guy for Crapcast. HA! I finally found something I'm really good at = poop puns.

I don't think Child Services is going to get back to me about this, because I plan on complaining anonymously. I don't want my companies name to become involved with it in any way, because that could possibly put my job at risk. And quite frankly I don't want any bullshit in my life. So, basically I'm going to make the call, explain everything in detail-which yinz already got a steaming pile of-and leave it up to them.

But if anything else interesting comes up I'll be sure to share it. ;)


Remember doing the right thing is usually never the easy thing to do.


Thanks. I've struggled with this all day because I'm really naive when it comes to people, I want to believe people are good all the time. BUT when it comes to the possibility of child abuse I tend to get paranoid about people.

Another story from years ago was when I told a little old lady that she needed top clean up her house and call us back when she did so I could get to the cable lines to replace them. I was kind of a dick about it, the cat pee stench was fierce and there was stuff EVERYWHERE, I couldn't do my job! A couple weeks later guess who gets that call? Me. I go back and the place is much tidier, She explained to me that he daughter had passed away and she had become very depressed. That ripped the heart right out of me and since then I stopped judging people by the condition of their houses. But again, when there's little kids involved. Well, they got to get their shit together. Epic. Poop-pun!

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I haaaaaaate being sick.


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I haaaaaaate being sick.


What kind of sick?

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I haaaaaaate being sick.


What kind of sick?


Crazy Sick


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X-pensfan wrote:
SabreWolf wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
I am going to call child services on a customer I had today. Young children in a house with dog shit EVERYWHERE. I swear a basement duecer looked like it was made by a human! I had to cover my mouth with my shirt while I was in there, and when I walked up from the basement this kid was asking me why I was doing that. That same kid kept saying "I love you" to me over and over again and nobody corrected him. It was fucking creepy. He seemed to really mean it. The upstairs had a small make shit (<<this was actually a typo, but I'm going to use it as a funny pun instead) bedroom, basically a mattress in a walk in closet with dog shit not even 5 feet away. They have a yard, and I swear there was more shit IN the house then outside of it.

You know, forgive me but I may have let shit like this pass (another grotesque pun) in the past, but not today not when there are young creepy kids involved! Mother sat on the couch (barely dressed and GROSS) texting while this teenager dude played video games in the only clean room in the house. I'm calling tomorrow and I'm sorry if you read all this and got sick.


if you dont follow up on this and let us know how this went, ill be pissed.



BnY I'm cable guy for Crapcast. HA! I finally found something I'm really good at = poop puns.

I don't think Child Services is going to get back to me about this, because I plan on complaining anonymously. I don't want my companies name to become involved with it in any way, because that could possibly put my job at risk. And quite frankly I don't want any bullshit in my life. So, basically I'm going to make the call, explain everything in detail-which yinz already got a steaming pile of-and leave it up to them.

But if anything else interesting comes up I'll be sure to share it. ;)


Remember doing the right thing is usually never the easy thing to do.


Thanks. I've struggled with this all day because I'm really naive when it comes to people, I want to believe people are good all the time. BUT when it comes to the possibility of child abuse I tend to get paranoid about people.

Another story from years ago was when I told a little old lady that she needed top clean up her house and call us back when she did so I could get to the cable lines to replace them. I was kind of a dick about it, the cat pee stench was fierce and there was stuff EVERYWHERE, I couldn't do my job! A couple weeks later guess who gets that call? Me. I go back and the place is much tidier, She explained to me that he daughter had passed away and she had become very depressed. That ripped the heart right out of me and since then I stopped judging people by the condition of their houses. But again, when there's little kids involved. Well, they got to get their shit together. Epic. Poop-pun!



Anyways....you call yet?

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SabreWolf wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
I haaaaaaate being sick.


What kind of sick?


Just a cold. But since my sinuses are still funky, because my oral surgeon fucked with them when I was getting my wisdom teeth out, it made things worse. It's getting better though. I just have a slight headache and a bit of a cough.


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Can we call Channing Tatum, 'Bob Tatum' or something. Neither one of his weird as fuck names sounds like a first name so I never have any idea what order to put them in.

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I reeeaaaaaally don't want to pack everything up.

Two more nights in this bedroom for the rest of my life. Haha.

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Two more nights in this bedroom for the rest of my life.


times like that are so bittersweet. they make me get nostalgic, reminisce, and listen to 90s music.

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acrossthelines wrote:
Two more nights in this bedroom for the rest of my life.


times like that are so bittersweet. they make me get nostalgic, reminisce, and listen to 90s music.



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yeah, it's pretty confusing.

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my friend and i also have a great plan for a business.

if you need an artist at any point ill help you out.

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