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Degenerate, Welfare Recipient Drug Addicts: 1
Full-Time Employee, Student and Taxpayer: 0
Warning: This will be long, but if you would like to hear how fucked up and ass backwards our government/healthcare system/ bureaucracy has become please read......
I will preface this by saying this all stems from a DUI I was pulled over for 2 months ago. I was doing 42MPH in a 35MPH Zone and was pulled over for “speeding” at 10:35 on a Thursday evening. I passed every single road sobriety test I was given, was put back in my own car to await a speeding ticket and then was taken back out of the car to be “breathalyzed” at which point I refused. I have a childhood friend who is an Assistant District Attorney here who told me NEVER to blow if you’ve been drinking because it provides definitive evidence of guilt. I refused because from 8:00 – 10:00 PM I had had a TOTAL of 4, yes REALLY 4 beers over two hours of dinner with friends from work. So, after telling the officer WHERE I was, THAT I had had 4 beers over two hours, PASSING ALL road sobriety tests and being told I was ok to wait in the car for a speeding ticket I’m now in handcuffs for refusing to blow and being taken to the police station. I’m booked for DUI with a BAC – You have to blow at the station, it doesn’t have an effect on your original refusal – and blew a .10 at 11:15PM. Now, for anyone who doesn’t know, .10 USED to be the legal limit. A limit that was lowered to .08 within the last few years. So I had, what was four years ago, a legal BAC, and now, I’m in cuffs, after passing my road sobriety tests, clearly showing that at 6’0” and 200 lbs. 4 beers does not impair my ability to drive safely, and being charged with a FELONY DUI. I get fingerprinted, mug shot, booked, car towed (at $150) and need to call a friend at –what is by this time – 1 AM to come get me and take me home because hey, I have to work at 8 AM an hour from home.
Now here is where it gets super awesome for us tax payers. After retaining a private attorney, I am told by a judge that I can be referred (because of NO previous history) to the “Pre-Trial Diversion Program.” My lawyer explains this is a program set up for first time, low risk offenders to deal with their alcohol issues and allow their time in treatment to result in a GUARANTEED misdemeanor DUI with no option for felony. So I say, GREAT! I work 40 hours a week, come home and do HW until 11/12PM EVERY night because I also take 18 credit hours in school and only have enough money and time to make it out about twice a week. I pay ALL my bills in full, ON time and maintain a 3.86 Cumulative GPA as of last semester with two semesters to go until I graduate with a dual major in Business Management and Finance. I’m thinking whatever “program” I get put in, it’s obviously not that serious as 26 years of my track record prove.
Holy Fuck was I ever wrong. I got in for an “evaluation” from some uptight looking girl who appeared to be all of 12 years old. She tells me, after an hour of exactly what I’ve just explained, that “Clearly, you have an alcohol problem that needs to be addressed and I am recommending you for IOPS.” So I ask, what is IOPs? Well, this stands for Intensive Outpatient Services. Translation? I have to attend “rehab” classes from 5:45 PM to 7:45 PM three days a week for the next 2 months…..for PHASE 1!!!!!!! Then to two days a week for two months for Phase II followed by once a week for the remainder. Now HERE is where it gets comically interesting and circles back to the original thread topic. The following conversation ensued
Counselor: “Are you ok with this decision?” Me: “Well, I don’t really have a choice, if this is what you recommend, this is what I have to do.” Counselor: “Ok so how are you going to pay for this? Do you have insurance?” Me: “No, my work doesn’t offer health insurance so I will be paying out of pocket. How much is this going to cost.” Counselor: “Well, if you had insurance we typically charge $300 a session but since you don’t have insurance, we can do $140.” Me: “Ok. So what do you mean by “session?” like per month? Per week?” Counselor: “No per VISIT” Me: “Wait, you mean I need to Pay $140 A VISIT three times a week?” Counselor: “Yes” Me: “Well, there is no way I can afford that……. I don’t even know anyone who can pay kind of money. You’re asking for like $1500 a month for this alone. Who can afford that?” Counselor: “If you have a job and you can’t afford this there are other options.” Me: “Great….what else is there? Can you bill me? My credit is perfect and I can pay, just not that much all at once.” Counselor: “No. That’s not what I meant. I would never tell anyone to quit their job, but if you can’t afford this and you’re NOT employed, the government will cover it in full under Medicaid”
At this point I absolutely lost it. I know it didn’t do anything positive for me or my situation, but at this point I’m stuck paying for this anyway. So, once my angry Irish temper rears its head I ask her “So you mean to tell me that if I was one of those fucking degenerate, scumbag, drug addict leeches in your lobby right now that I would get ALL of this for free?..... but because I have a job, and pay taxes to support those leeches in your lobby, that I’m going to have to be broke for three months to pay for this?”
And she looked right at me, SMUG as fuck and said “yeah that’s right. If You Just Quit Your Job The Government Will Pay For It"
I wanted to fucking MURDER this woman. She pretty much sat there, diagnosed me with something I don’t need, laughed at me about it, the proceeded to try and steal money from me and when I told her I didn’t have it, tried to bribe me to quit my job SO THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT COULD PAY MY WAY!!!!! So I call my mother, 27 years as an Inner City RN in Rochester and you know what she says? “She wants you to quit your job because they charge the state $400 a session for patients that can’t afford to pay, they only get $300 from Insurance companies and if you don’t have insurance they try to get whatever they can.”
Essentially, for a bogus, made-up charge, this 23 year old “expert” diagnosed me as having such an alcohol problem that besides working 40 hours a week for the last 8 years, taking 18 credit hours in college the last four semesters pulling a 3.86 GPA, paying my bills on time, and staying out of trouble since birth that I need to quit my tax paying job putting money INTO the system to become one of the FUCKING waste of life scumbags you see on the street every day because it pays their fucking “addiction treatment center” three times what my tax paying citizen ass would pay…..
The system is ALREADY fucked people. Do you REALLY think dumping 3 billion a year from Obama in “Universal Healthcare” is going to make THIS and situation like it that ALREADY exist any better? I was just told to quit paying taxes so THE GOVERNMENT COULD PAY FOR MY MISTAKE!!!!!!!! AND THIS BROAD WAS DEAD ASS SERIOUS!!!!! REALLY!>?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
_________________ "I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking
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