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Start the slow clap

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mechaphil

Mario's gotta do that after all the shit he was saying about team's getting fined and stuffed.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Mario,

Welcome to the society of Uncompromising Men.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

I'm semi-stunned. Never thought he'd do that. So who's going to trade for him now?

OK, I had my fun with it. I knew it was an early April Fool's Joke when I posted it. On my FB, a couple of people didn't bite at all. Smarty pants haha.

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mechaphil

Well, now I can safely return to thinking Lemieux is a hypocritical asshole.

Matt Cooke is a rough player with a lot of toughness. He is an energy player we need, or someone closer to Rob Ray. He will need to tone down the mayhem on ice wherever he goes. If we had him, games against the Maple Leafs would have been more enjoyable.

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Let's go Buffalo!

No. Matt Cooke is a dirtbag who shouldn't have a job. Kaleta is our energy player (for now). Kaleta makes the occasional questionable hit. Matt Cooke intentionally tries to injure other players. Big difference.

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Rest in Peace Nani. 10/3/10

Gerbacity



"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"

Why does Johnny Boychuk have a job with the Bruins? He intentionally injured Vanek. The NHL failed to suspend him. Kaleta would have taken Boychuk out, but was likely intstucted not to preventing escalating any future altercations. Knowing the Bruins love to injure players, I am not surprised.

Boychuk and Cooke are on the same boat of thugs who should not play in the NHL if they have the inent to injure.

Cooke, having a no movement clause, may have trouble finding preferable teams who want him. He may have to accept a buyout a year early.

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Let's go Buffalo!

READ THIS

NOOB

I'll admit it fooled me. Was waiting for something to be said on the NHL network until I went to bed. Completely forgot today was April fools but then I seen something this morning that the NHL was going to remove hitting from the game completely by the 2013-14 season and clued in.

For this, I retract my applause and Wisers reference from Lemieux and still consider him and the Penguins to be a big bag of dicks. May the only clap they receive be in the form of the STD.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

Wow. Got me.

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Wheelhouse

Come on, Squanto...I wanted to see how long Sabretooth was going to keep rambling about it.

I didn't consider such a possibility. My bad.

Do you really want differing opinions to get me into trouble? Going through issues with Roy and a Campbell/Sekera comparison are enough already.

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Let's go Buffalo!

Joke's on the Penguins if they keep him.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

No. But it would have been funny to see you continuing to rant about Cooke well after the article was exposed as a joke.

Yeah I just wanted to see how many posts you'd make before catching on. I'm a jerk like that.

Damn, I wish this were true.

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+1

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.