I just ordered a bunch of shit from nhl.com and chose the 2 day express shipping...then in the confirmation email they show the delivery dates way out like three weeks. Turns out they ship from the warehouse 1-3 weeks from purchase date. So why the fuck am I still being charged for express fucking shipping? fucking hell.

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a week and a half ago i hit my knee on the ground at hockey when my goalie pad slid out on me. it hurts more now then it did after it happened.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

My random thought of the day just came from another thread, but I wonder what would happen if I injected HGH into my dick...

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

So I almost died. I was bench pressing and my arm bumped something, I'm not sure what, and I lost control of the bar. It was falling towards my neck but got caught on the press. Holy shit.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Earlier this year I saw a kid almost kill his arm squatting. He decided it would be a good idea to lift the bar off his neck, but lost it and it started falling backwards. Ended up gashing the shit out of this thumb. I have no idea how he did it.

*editing stats here* And good to see you didn't drop it on your face. That's nasty.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Ouch

Guess it shows me to bench without a spotter. I'm lucky as shit the bar hit something other than my neck on the way down.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Clearly, you are all very attentive to your work.

I think it would be hiccuping. It's called a hiccup, not a hicc. So it would be hiccuping, not hiccingup.

Hiccuping for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
I don't know what Hiccingup is, but it does not sound pleasant.

I figured Hiccupping, too.

It's always nice to know that a nonbiased source is always available to weigh in on very important work decisions.

Thanks folks!

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

Hiccing-up is what occurs in my home town on the weekends during summer. It typically beings with a 30 pack of PBR, a shot gun, and country music, and ends with a trip to the ER or Impregnation of a local...either way it's pretty gross.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

im in.

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ain't nothing better than hospitalization and impregnation

stress

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Conceiving is not believing.

So i do a lot of woodwork but usually just things for my own house. People have really been asking about a few things like my trash can and naughty chair for the kids so I thought I'd make one or two and see what i can get. Turns out I may be onto something.

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believe achieve conceive!

Shittiest Planned Parenthood shirt ever

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I'm so boss, that when it is shitty and raining outside, I make cookies. And then, the sun comes out.

Word.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

At this point in the year, I'm not sure which of those two I like more.

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

so i stumbled across what i thought was a rick martin tribute on youtube. instead, it posted his picture, but had a box pop up saying "youtube wont let us upload porn, so click on our site for full videos."

i was all... thats classy advertising.

i wont post the link, out of respect, but... its out there.

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