backthatSASSup wrote:
Hahaha how did you almost get sued?
SO glad you asked. bear with me, this story is gonna take a while.
the time frame of this story is from late 2004 to early 2006
as many of you know, i loved CKY, the videos and the band. CKY had a website called the CKY alliance. message boards and all. the community was extensive and once you are in, you are in. never a dull moment. so after many years (3) i grew out of CKY, and they kicked out the bassist, vern (who knew me on a personal level, after meeting him and shaking his hand, my wrist pops (because i broke it years ago) and ever since he called me pussy wrists) but i never left the forums. i voiced my displeasure at the bands new direction, which made me the anti-christ. but i wasnt the only one. i was banned for my opinion, but brought back by members who wanted me back and protested my expulsion. we also would hijack threads with either pictures of hockey or salamanders. ANYWAYS. one member, a girl, hooked up with every member of the band, before marrying the new bassist, matt deis, from all that remains. she took criticism of the band extremely personal, and he would come flying on the boards, telling us off. he was the live bassist, nothing more. there was also an overbearing mod who would flip shit if you made fun of the band.
following along? good.
so, after a series of hi-jacks and the bassist telling me off, a member made a picture of a girl pegging a guy (thats using a strap on in his ass) and photoshopped her face on the girl, matts face on the guy, and the overbearing mod standing in the background looking stern with his arms crossed. THEN the member made a fake myspace page pretending to be matt deis and making fun of him. i had nothing to do with this, i didnt use myspace at this point. i wasnt 12. but i did know who made the page.
a week after its made, i got banned from the boards, saying i made the picture, i made the myspace. i didnt. a week later, i got an AIM from matt deis (it was legit, they posted their names and invited fans to talk to them, if they were on) saying i was responsible, ect. i maintained my innocence, but he then said he was going to sue me for deformation of character, stealing someones identity (HAHHAA) slander. i called bullshit, said it wasnt me, and he said he would get me, and would ask his lawyer to get in contact with me. being a shit, i gave him my phone number, saying i await his call. sure enough, his lawyer called, or someone pretending to be his lawyer. at this point i got spooked, and the kid who made the page went to matt deis and told him i had nothing to do with it. matt AIMed me again anyways, trying to tell me i was responsible, but quickly backpedaled when i informed him i had the emails from the other guy claiming responsibility. he then got super nice super fast, asking if i wanted CDs and t-shirts, and backstage to the next show. so i told him off, telling him no, CKY sucks, and hes nothing more then a bitch for their live shows and not a real member of the band.
and thats the end. haha.
edit: even though i had no part in it, i was never allowed back on the forums to post and i actually went back recently to read what they had to say about ryan dunns passing. and there are STILL members who have "bring back JATM" (that was my name on there) sigs. not many, but a few.